Hello Muddah,

Hello Fadduh.

Here I am at

Camp Granada.

 

Over the last five years, I’ve come to a startling realization…I’m getting old.  I’ve always kind of wondered how it happens.  At what point do you go from ignoring the speed limit, wearing hip clothing, and being able to operate the latest electronic gadgets to driving at least 5 mph under the speed limit, wearing polyester, and eschewing all this “new fangled” technology?  I’m here to tell you that point comes somewhere around age 35 and sneaks up on you.  My initial warning sign was when I got a new cell phone four years ago.  I read the manual (that right there was a clue).  And, while I was reading, it dawned on me that I’d never remember how to do any of this stuff with the phone and that carrying around the manual with the phone was probably not cool.  Then, there was an incident a couple weeks ago where I had to ask my 12-year-old how to operate my iPhone.  Now that was embarrassing!  I’m an A+ certified computer technician.  The latest installment of aging came for me this week as I took two of my children to summer camp.  Let’s just say, kids these days have it too easy.

Camp used to be about two different things:  1) having fun in the great outdoors and 2) roughing it.  Having fun in the great outdoors is still a top priority, but man, has the definition of roughing it changed.  As a youth, I had attended three different camps over a period of about ten years.  None of those resembled something even close to what has awaited my children at two different camps they have been to when it comes to roughing it.

My first camp experience during the summer between my third and fourth grade years and again the following summer was at 4-H camp.  We slept about a dozen girls in a glorified storage shed on homemade bunks of nailed together economy studs coated with enough lead-based paint to lower our IQs by 10 points.   There was a single bare lightbulb in the rafters and no electrical outlets.  No fans, no air conditioning.  Bugs and spiders lurked in the corners and made some of the girls scream like, well, girls.  There were flushing toilets and showers, but they were located locker room-style in the shower house.  And no matter how long you showered, you never really felt clean because you’re camping and camp shower houses have bugs and dirt and are designed to only cover basic hygiene–not cleanliness.

Girls Scout camp during my fifth-sixth grade summer was even more rough.  Our accommodations consisted of an army tent erected on a wooden platform in the woods with metal-frame beds.  If your bed got too close to the edge of the platform, it fell off and you ended up taking a two-foot tumble into poison ivy.  The bathroom/shower was a descent hike through the woods.  Obviously, being in tents, we had no electricity of any kind, no fans, and no air conditioning.  At night, you hoped the rustling you heard outside the tent was just the wind and not some crazed raccoon looking for your candy from the camp store.

It was another seven years before I returned to camp.  The summer between my freshman and sophomore years of college, I worked as a counselor at a camp for the disabled.  I was back to sleeping with a half-dozen campers in a glorified storage shed.  Nothing between us and the elements except some fiberboard siding.  We slept on army cots consisting of a wooden frame slung with vinyl.  These cabins did have electrical outlets–two of them–one at the front of the cabin and one at the rear.  You had to decide if moving air from a fan or music from a boom box was more important.

You can likely see where I’m going with this, but I’ll take you there anyway.

My first rude awakening came when we dropped our oldest child off for a week at horse camp.  Our daughter’s counselor led us to the “bunkhouse”.  Fully finished and insulated, air-conditioned, with actual beds, an adjoining bathroom, and a front-loading washer and dryer built in.  In all fairness, the camp she was attending has only been in existence since 2002 and has been specifically designed to be 100% handicapped accessible so all campers can enjoy the experience of summer camp.  I do have to give them points for that.  But, man!  It did resemble a four-star hotel more than any camp I could think of.  I comforted myself with the thought that our middle child, whom we had seen off on the church camp bus earlier in the day, surely couldn’t be having that cushy of time.

Well, that fantasy came crashing down later in the week when we went to pick the middle daughter up at camp.  She gave me the grand tour of their “cabin.”  Same actual beds that they had at horse camp, adjoining bathroom, insulated walls, air-conditioned, a gathering room with a large-screen flat-panel TV (for movie night or rainy days, I’m told), and actual furniture that didn’t look as though it had come off the spring-cleanup pile in someone’s driveway.  Not quite as spiffy as horse camp, but only because the camp itself isn’t as brand new.  The amenities are part of renovations made at a the camp, which itself has been around for decades.  All I could do was shake my head.

 

My days at camp at a youth were some of the best times of my childhood.  We spent the days hiking, canoeing, swimming, doing crafts, playing games, and just being kids–or young adults helping kids be kids.  Where we slept, ate, and used the facilities didn’t matter one iota.  That was just what camp was and was supposed to be.  And, I suspect, many of today’s kids would feel the same way if given the chance.  More than likely, it is us adults who help out at the camps and the “safety police” that demand such luxuries.  So yep, kids these days do have it too easy, but we have no one to blame but ourselves–the grown ups.  The kids don’t decided what kind of amenities to have at camp, we do.  And, if they have comfortable beds and air conditioning, we gave it to them.  Why have we given it to them?  Because we are getting old and want the comforts of home when we go along as camp chaperones.  Getting off an army cot isn’t pretty, or easy, when you’re pushing 40.  And sleeping in air-conditioned comfort for the two plus decades since our last camp (or college housing) experience has left us spoiled.  So, we in turn are spoiling our kids in our efforts to be good, supportive, involved parents.  It’s hell to get old!